I have always been jealous of Nate’s eyelashes. They’re so much better than mine. We should totally switch. I mean, he’s a BOY. He doesn’t need them. Boys don’t care about lashes.
Unfortunately life doesn’t work that way, so I have to just try not to be envious of something that isn’t mine.
But then Nate went and passed his fabulous eyelash genes to our boys. I’m now surrounded by THREE BOYS who look like they could be spokesmen for Latisse.
Do you see what I’m dealing with here?
Ridiculous. Totally unfair. And they won’t even appreciate them.
At least, until they realize how much of a pushover I’m going to be when they bat those big gorgeous eyes at me, at which point they’ll appreciate them for all the wrong reasons. Then I’m in trouble. Yet another reason why boys shouldn’t have better lashes than girls.
I’m just sayin’.