You are possibly the quirkiest human being I have ever met. And I am totally obsessed with you. Your little personality is hilarious. Plus I’m pretty sure you’re smarter than I am, which scares me a good bit. You stare me down like you’re reading my thoughts. I sometimes suspect that you have brainwashed me. I love the fact that you’re a little bit like a crotchety old man with all of your preferences and opinions about EVERYTHING, yet somehow you’re still a complete mama’s boy. You keep me on my toes, and I spend all day every day laughing at and with you. (And caving to your crazy terrorist demands.) And even with you are 40 years old, I will never forget the way you absolutely love me like there is no one else in your world.